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so why was there just a man staring me down the whole time i was on the train ride home?

he had awkward sex eyes like phillip seymour hoffman in boogie nights.
a fat white perv man ..
ugly accountant looking clothes ..
thick bottle lens glasses ..
bald ..
breathing heavy ..
mouth all open ..
sweating ..
he's had sex with, and killed, young boys before ..
i'm sure of it.
and he was staring at me.
it was terrifying.

I mean ..
i'm kinda cute and whatnot ..
but I ain't that kinda cute ..
those john wayne gacy types like skinny young boys ..
in short swim trunks ..
fresh out the pool.

i'm scared yo.

kristy ..
help.
:(

3 comments:

swanee swifty said...
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swanee swifty said...

not to diminish the horror of your experience at all, baby, but now you have a *slight* idea of how it feels when many of us ladies are leered at on a daily basis.

that said, i will stomp a mudhole in any man or woman that oogles my honey like that. A MUDHOLE I SAY! xoxo

Donald Williams said...

OH SHIT FAM!

THEY AFTER US MAN! WAS THERE LIKE AN APB ON UNISEXY PEOPLE?!?!

RUN FOR YOUR SEX LIFE