20070901

i'm watching the greatest movie ever ..



late pass me ..
i don't care.

but wow ..
mile high club.
titty being bit.
dick being bit.
ass being bit.
tongue being bit.
foamy eyes.
snake burrowing into an eye socket.
constricting boa.
bit kid.
flex.
and the greatest line evAr ..
"enough is enough! i've had it with these muthafuckin' snakes on this muthafuckin' plane!!"

it just gets more ridiculous with every damn scene.

greatest.
movie.
ever.

only the lord on high could have created something so amazingly terrible.

i love it ..
and it won't be over for another half an hour!

yee!

5 comments:

E said...

EXACTLY! i work with people who just didn't really get this movie... i knew you would tho

teanickeldime said...

tizzle forced me to watch
actually i protested
then there was that scene
where some woman was like 'we're going to die!'
and sam l was like 'not me'

then i walked back into the living room, told tizzle i hated him, and watched some more.

ugh

ms. swifty said...

that.
was.
torture.

Filthy said...

yo ass was asleep, kristy!

Improvian said...

THEE GREATEST SUMMER MOVIE OF 2006!

It delivered on EVERYTHING and then more.

*reads comments* Hmmm...women don't seem to like this wonderful movie. My two friends kept curse-texting me while they were watching on HBO.

*reads his comment*
...yeah. SOAP...great movie like "Toxic Avenger" and "I Spit on Your Grave"